when my fridge is empty so is my heart
what if 911 called you
hello, this is 911. you have an emergency, i can sense it.
hello, this is 911. we have dispatched the fire department to your current location because you are smoking hot.
hello, this is 911. the police are on their way to arrest you because it is a crime to be that sexy.
hello, this is 911. we have an ambulance coming to pick us up because our hearts stopped when we saw you.